Queens

So what happens when you go to a friend's birthday brunch at a drag show in Astoria (Queens)?

The most hilariously accented version of Ke$ha's "Tik Tawk" that you've ever heard. That's what happens. Since there is no audiovisual evidence, I need to leave the pronunciation to your imaginations, but let me assure you that it was truly stupefying.

In case you want to see the only gayer version of "Tik Tok" ever produced, here it is. From the allegedly straight Lins brothers, who specialize in lip-synched renditions of pop hits while cross- or scantily dressed. Thank you, YouTube.